Category:Position:Fury
Contents
Quotes
"We're a focused and niche aspect of a position that's existed since the Camarilla began, with a different, dare I say, a more civilized arsenal of tools to draw upon." - Corkie Pelligrino
"The Furies are always watching."
"...There's negative status for that."
"You can't take penicillin to get rid of negative status."
""Ain't no party like a Fury party, 'cause the party don't stop 'til everyone is covered in feathers and feels a little bit afraid of Mz Corkie." - Luni the Wise
"I am Prosymnus."
Furies
Below is a list of those Kindred who hold the position of Fury.
Current Furies
- Chris Bellows
- Gary Kowaleski
- Prosymnus
- Scylla
Disgraced Furies
Rumors
- Furies will pack-bond with anything.
- The Public Furies take turns being "Good Fury" and "Nice Fury" on alternate weekends.
- Buying presents for the secret Furies isn't proven to help anyone...but it's not proven to not work, either.
- I hear the secret Furies like bath bombs.
- If you want to impress a Fury, be clever. If you can't be clever, be funny. If you can't be funny, flattery will have to do.
The Rules
- The Furies will not refer to Domains as 'Dumpster Fires'.
- "The Harridan didn't say I can't" is not sufficient reason to strip a Justicar of status.
- "Harder, Daddy" is not an appropriate public response from a Fury in reaction to the Harridan stripping standing.
- Especially if it's that Fury's standing being stripped.
- Or if the Harridan's standing is being stripped.
- Especially if it's that Fury's standing being stripped.
- The Furies must receive permission from the Harridan before granting negative status for fashion violations.
- The Furies are permitted to exercise their best judgment when considering stripping standing for fashion violations.
- The Furies may not refer to their agents as 'The Avengers'.
- Nick Fury is not available to adjudicate scandal.
- Nick Fury is not on the Harridan's payroll.
- Wearing an eye patch does not make it acceptable for Furies to yell 'motherf***er' in the middle of Conclaves.
- The Furies may not tell people that The Harridan works for SHIELD.
- Or SWORD.
- The Furies are no longer permitted to watch movies from the MCU.
Inspired Works of Art
Don’t hate me, cause you ain’t me.
Kindred want to bait me.
Even though I serve in a social capacity.
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
I am a shepherd for Kindred stranded in a scandalous sea.
Chosen by the Harridan to ferry them back to an honorable society.
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
I am a Kindred, just like you.
Livin’ and servin’, just like you.
Don’t hate me, cause you ain’t me.
Come and serve with me.
Then you’ll see.
How great our society works in a social capacity.
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
I am Prosymnus
~Isabella Visconti
Pages in category "Position:Fury"
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