Shanghai Kelly

Clan	Gangrel
Position	Archon
Status	6+2
Domain	San Francisco, CA
Coterie	None
Society	{{{Society}}}
Path	Humanity 00
Player	[1]

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Overview

File:ShanghaiKelly.jpg

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Alias(es):
Shanghai Kelly

Real Name: unknown

Apparent Age: 30's

Fame 5: jackass

Concept: ?

Detailed Status:

• Acknowledged
• Engaging
• Famous
• Feared
• Relentless
• Silvered
• Empowered as Archon
• Feared as Archon

Character Information

Coterie

Unknown

Sire

Jenny Two-Tails

Progeny

• Virgilia Two-Tails

Character Inspirations

• Louisiana Used Car Salesman on meth
• A Certain Rooster
• Jimmy James from Newsradio

Soundtrack

• "Psychobilly Freakout," Reverend Horton Heat

Quotes

"I say I say I say boy"

Rumors

That's not even his hat!
Shanghai Kelly didn't get his name for being a famous trader, but rather, for that being the city he picked up most of his STDs.
Shanghai Kelly keeps getting beat by the Chicken Hawk. It's embarrassing, but he keeps trying.
Likes to shanghai kindred from San Francisco under Prince Virgil Deems.
Shanghai doesn't hate Kuei Jin because of their strange powers or the war--but he's got horrible memories of some bad sweet-and-sour chicken.
Shanghai is offering three major boons as a dowry to marry Virgilia Two-Tails so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore.
Fucked a Nos, her sire came in and threatened a shotgun wedding... and Shanghai ran away.
Rumored to be secret lovers with: Elissa Maxwell,Hugo Valentine, Cock Robin, and Virgil Deems.
Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.
Shanghai secretly propositioned Cock Robin, but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"
Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to Art Morgan, who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
Shanghai has the coping skills of a five year old needing a Ritalin fix!
Receives a lot of complaints about the San Francisco Furry Community.
Has been caught openly trying to seduce the Scourge of San Francisco.

Has a secret fetish for albinos.