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Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.<br> | Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.<br> | ||
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Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch<br> | Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch<br> | ||
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* Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles. | * Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles. | ||
* The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him. | * The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him. | ||
| + | * Academic papers published by Kelton (under aliases): | ||
| + | ** Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote: Absurdist Logic Reflecting Degenerating Social Mores | ||
| + | ** Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a Reflection of American Phobias of the Other | ||
| + | ** The Redemption in Self-Hatred | ||
| + | ** "The Jeffersons" versus "Sandford and Son": What Are Black People Really Like? | ||
| + | ** "Pathos and Comedy in a Digital Age: The Drama of LOLcats." | ||
| + | ** "Be All My Sins Remembered: the Kama Sutra and American Politicians" | ||
| + | * Kelton thinks 'Haqim" is bullshit and wants to slap the towels off the heads of every clanmate who acts like they know him personally. | ||
Latest revision as of 17:54, 19 November 2018
| Clan | Assamite |
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| Position | None |
| Status | 4 |
| Domain | Columbus, OH |
| Coterie | None |
| Society | ??? |
| Path | Humanity 0000 |
| Player | Jake |
Contents
Overview
Upload Kelton with full makeup concealing his dark skin.
Alias(es): Kelton Bruce
Real Name:
Apparent Age: 33
Concept: Studious Elder with Poor Coping Skills
Physical description: Tall, athletic and plain.
Detailed Status:
Acknowledged
Efficient
Wise
Loyal
Character Information
Known History
Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.
Upload A dark man pretending to be a light man pretending to be a dark man. Ah the self-hate!
Coterie
Allies
James MacPherson
Jack Smith
Christopher Chicano
Eric Kein
Normal Samuelson
Enemies
Sire
Unknown
Childer
Broodmates
Character Inspirations
Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch
Upload Kelton in typical "myspace" pose before a night on the town.
Soundtrack
Quotes
"Of course I'm hard to talk to. I'm stupid."
"I'm sorry you had to correct me. I shouldn't have opened my stupid mouth."
"Hopefully hitting myself in the face with a hammer will help me come up with a good solution."
Rumors
- Kelton of Bruce has studied so much popular culture that he is worthless to society.
- Was Embraced due to his studious "secretary" skills.
- Types 200 words per minute.
- Is quite vocal about his self-hate.
- Hates middle-easterners.
- Has multiple personalities.
- Kelton of Bruce is fanatically loyal to James MacPherson, and will do anything for him.
- Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles.
- The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him.
- Academic papers published by Kelton (under aliases):
- Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote: Absurdist Logic Reflecting Degenerating Social Mores
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a Reflection of American Phobias of the Other
- The Redemption in Self-Hatred
- "The Jeffersons" versus "Sandford and Son": What Are Black People Really Like?
- "Pathos and Comedy in a Digital Age: The Drama of LOLcats."
- "Be All My Sins Remembered: the Kama Sutra and American Politicians"
- Kelton thinks 'Haqim" is bullshit and wants to slap the towels off the heads of every clanmate who acts like they know him personally.
