Kelton of Bruce
Clan | Child of Haqim |
---|---|
Position | |
Status | 4 |
Domain | Columbus, OH |
Coterie | None |
Society | {{{Society}}} |
Path | Humanity 0000 |
Player | Jake |
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Contents
Overview
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Upload Kelton with full makeup concealing his dark skin.
Alias(es): Kelton Bruce
Real Name:
Apparent Age: 33
Concept: Studious Elder with Poor Coping Skills
Physical description: Tall, athletic and plain.
Detailed Status:
Acknowledged
Efficient
Wise
Loyal
Character Information
Known History
Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.
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Upload A dark man pretending to be a light man pretending to be a dark man. Ah the self-hate!
Coterie
Allies
James MacPherson
Jack Smith
Christopher Chicano
Eric Kein
Normal Samuelson
Enemies
Sire
Unknown
Childer
Broodmates
Character Inspirations
Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch
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Upload Kelton in typical "myspace" pose before a night on the town.
Soundtrack
Quotes
"Of course I'm hard to talk to. I'm stupid."
"I'm sorry you had to correct me. I shouldn't have opened my stupid mouth."
"Hopefully hitting myself in the face with a hammer will help me come up with a good solution."
Rumors
- Kelton of Bruce has studied so much popular culture that he is worthless to society.
- Was Embraced due to his studious "secretary" skills.
- Types 200 words per minute.
- Is quite vocal about his self-hate.
- Hates middle-easterners.
- Has multiple personalities.
- Kelton of Bruce is fanatically loyal to James MacPherson, and will do anything for him.
- Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles.
- The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him.
- Academic papers published by Kelton (under aliases):
- Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote: Absurdist Logic Reflecting Degenerating Social Mores
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a Reflection of American Phobias of the Other
- The Redemption in Self-Hatred
- "The Jeffersons" versus "Sandford and Son": What Are Black People Really Like?
- Kelton thinks 'Haqim" is bullshit and wants to slap the towels off the heads of every clanmate who acts like they know him personally.