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'''Alias(es): Kelton Bruce<br>''' | '''Alias(es): Kelton Bruce<br>''' | ||
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==Known History== | ==Known History== | ||
Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.<br> | Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.<br> | ||
+ | [[Image:225673 1034784947134 1150744025 97385 7621 n.jpg|thumb|[[Special:Upload|Upload]] A dark man pretending to be a light man pretending to be a dark man. Ah the self-hate!]]<br> | ||
==Coterie== | ==Coterie== | ||
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==Character Inspirations== | ==Character Inspirations== | ||
Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch<br> | Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch<br> | ||
+ | [[Image:64336 1614706284805 1150744025 1702384 7227952 n.jpg|thumb|[[Special:Upload|Upload]] Kelton in typical "myspace" pose before a night on the town.]]<br> | ||
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==Soundtrack== | ==Soundtrack== | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
+ | "Of course I'm hard to talk to. I'm stupid."<br> | ||
+ | "I'm sorry you had to correct me. I shouldn't have opened my stupid mouth."<br> | ||
+ | "Hopefully hitting myself in the face with a hammer will help me come up with a good solution."<br> | ||
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* Kelton of Bruce is fanatically loyal to [[James MacPherson]], and will do anything for him.<br> | * Kelton of Bruce is fanatically loyal to [[James MacPherson]], and will do anything for him.<br> | ||
* Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles. | * Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles. | ||
+ | * The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him. | ||
+ | * Academic papers published by Kelton (under aliases): | ||
+ | ** Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote: Absurdist Logic Reflecting Degenerating Social Mores | ||
+ | ** Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a Reflection of American Phobias of the Other | ||
+ | ** The Redemption in Self-Hatred | ||
+ | ** "The Jeffersons" versus "Sandford and Son": What Are Black People Really Like? | ||
+ | ** "Pathos and Comedy in a Digital Age: The Drama of LOLcats." | ||
+ | ** "Be All My Sins Remembered: the Kama Sutra and American Politicians" | ||
+ | * Kelton thinks 'Haqim" is bullshit and wants to slap the towels off the heads of every clanmate who acts like they know him personally. |
Latest revision as of 17:54, 19 November 2018
Clan | Assamite |
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Position | None |
Status | 4 |
Domain | Columbus, OH |
Coterie | None |
Society | ??? |
Path | Humanity 0000 |
Player | Jake |
Contents
Overview
![](/images/thumb/0/03/N1150744025_117362_4033.jpg/300px-N1150744025_117362_4033.jpg)
Upload Kelton with full makeup concealing his dark skin.
Alias(es): Kelton Bruce
Real Name:
Apparent Age: 33
Concept: Studious Elder with Poor Coping Skills
Physical description: Tall, athletic and plain.
Detailed Status:
Acknowledged
Efficient
Wise
Loyal
Character Information
Known History
Known to be Irish historian and student of popular culture.
![](/images/thumb/1/15/225673_1034784947134_1150744025_97385_7621_n.jpg/300px-225673_1034784947134_1150744025_97385_7621_n.jpg)
Upload A dark man pretending to be a light man pretending to be a dark man. Ah the self-hate!
Coterie
Allies
James MacPherson
Jack Smith
Christopher Chicano
Eric Kein
Normal Samuelson
Enemies
Sire
Unknown
Childer
Broodmates
Character Inspirations
Mickey the Pikey from the movie Snatch
![](/images/thumb/e/e7/64336_1614706284805_1150744025_1702384_7227952_n.jpg/300px-64336_1614706284805_1150744025_1702384_7227952_n.jpg)
Upload Kelton in typical "myspace" pose before a night on the town.
Soundtrack
Quotes
"Of course I'm hard to talk to. I'm stupid."
"I'm sorry you had to correct me. I shouldn't have opened my stupid mouth."
"Hopefully hitting myself in the face with a hammer will help me come up with a good solution."
Rumors
- Kelton of Bruce has studied so much popular culture that he is worthless to society.
- Was Embraced due to his studious "secretary" skills.
- Types 200 words per minute.
- Is quite vocal about his self-hate.
- Hates middle-easterners.
- Has multiple personalities.
- Kelton of Bruce is fanatically loyal to James MacPherson, and will do anything for him.
- Kelton can throw a paperclip over 2 miles.
- The self-debasement is an act. He's just afraid of being alone, so he makes a huge fuss about being stupid to get people to pay attention to him.
- Academic papers published by Kelton (under aliases):
- Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote: Absurdist Logic Reflecting Degenerating Social Mores
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a Reflection of American Phobias of the Other
- The Redemption in Self-Hatred
- "The Jeffersons" versus "Sandford and Son": What Are Black People Really Like?
- "Pathos and Comedy in a Digital Age: The Drama of LOLcats."
- "Be All My Sins Remembered: the Kama Sutra and American Politicians"
- Kelton thinks 'Haqim" is bullshit and wants to slap the towels off the heads of every clanmate who acts like they know him personally.