Joseph

Clan	Malkavian
Position	Keeper
Status	In Accounting
Domain	St. Augustine, FL
Coterie	None
Society	{{{Society}}}
Path	Humanity -
Player	Brad

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Overview

Joe at his workstation

Real Name: Joseph

Apparent Age: 33.25 yrs

Concept: Demonstrates Absurdity by Being Absurd

Physical description: Anyone can tell by looking at him, that Joe is obviously 33 and 3 months old. He is of average height, 5 ft 8 in and even though he is not very old, his hair is already beginning to visibly grey. Having spent many years pouring over show research and sitting behind a microphone gulping down frozen slushies from the Seven Eleven, his stomach protrudes over the front of his pants, otherwise known as a "front-butt". Joe has never been known for being physically gifted, in fact you could say that he was rather flaccid.

Detailed Status:
Joe is still under the Accounting.

Known History

Served a 13 yr sentence as a radio talk show host in Syracuse, NY hosting the not so popular "Mournin' Joe" where he delivered all the news fit for the clinically depressed about the stock market. He was recently fired when it was discovered that his paperwork was not properly filled out and filed.

Enemies

Not any known to Joey.

Sire

Samuel

Character Inspirations

Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.
Joe Gould from Cinderella Man
Howard Stern

Quotes

"I don't think you understand... I'm the chief of police."

Rumors

Was traded to the Prince of Milwaukee for sexual favors during Midwinter in exchange for ... some unknown political goal of clan Malkavian