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'''Physical description:''' Anyone can tell by looking at him, that Joe is obviously 33 and 3 months old. He is of average height, 5 ft 8 in and even though he is not very old, his hair is already beginning to visibly grey. Having spent many years pouring over show research and sitting behind a microphone gulping down frozen slushies from the Seven Eleven, his stomach protrudes over the front of his pants, otherwise known as a "front-butt". Joe has never been known for being physically gifted, in fact you could say that he was rather flaccid. | '''Physical description:''' Anyone can tell by looking at him, that Joe is obviously 33 and 3 months old. He is of average height, 5 ft 8 in and even though he is not very old, his hair is already beginning to visibly grey. Having spent many years pouring over show research and sitting behind a microphone gulping down frozen slushies from the Seven Eleven, his stomach protrudes over the front of his pants, otherwise known as a "front-butt". Joe has never been known for being physically gifted, in fact you could say that he was rather flaccid. | ||
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Revision as of 17:08, 12 August 2013
| Clan | Malkavian |
|---|---|
| Position | None |
| Status | In Accounting |
| Domain | St. Augustine, FL |
| Coterie | None |
| Society | {{{Society}}} |
| Path | Humanity - |
| Player | Brad |
[[Category:Society:{{{Society}}}]]
Contents
Overview
Real Name: Joseph
Apparent Age: 33.25 yrs
Concept: Demonstrates Absurdity by Being Absurd
Physical description: Anyone can tell by looking at him, that Joe is obviously 33 and 3 months old. He is of average height, 5 ft 8 in and even though he is not very old, his hair is already beginning to visibly grey. Having spent many years pouring over show research and sitting behind a microphone gulping down frozen slushies from the Seven Eleven, his stomach protrudes over the front of his pants, otherwise known as a "front-butt". Joe has never been known for being physically gifted, in fact you could say that he was rather flaccid.
Detailed Status:
Joe is still under the Accounting.
Character Information
Known History
Served a 13 yr sentence as a radio talk show host in Syracuse, NY hosting the not so popular "Mournin' Joe" where he delivered all the news fit for the clinically depressed about the stock market. He was recently fired when it was discovered that his paperwork was not properly filled out and filed.
Enemies
Not any known to Joey.
Sire
Character Inspirations
Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.
Joe Gould from Cinderella Man
Howard Stern
Soundtrack
Quotes
"I don't think you understand... I'm the chief of police."
