Lewis Smithe

Clan	Ventrue
Position	None
Status	5
Domain	Gimli, Canada
Coterie	???
Society	{{{Society}}}
Path	Humanity 000
Player	Jonathan S.

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Overview

Lewis puts the finishing touches on a business contract.

Alias(es): None Known

Real Name: Lewis Smithe

Apparent Age: 30

Concept: Insurance Salesman

Physical description: Favoring a black blazer with a dark maroon dress shirt, Lewis stands roughly 5'7". His dark hair is well groomed, and his Vandyke facial hair is spotted with a few errant grey hairs, artfully arranged.

Detailed Status:

• Acknowledged by Prince Grail of Regina
  
• Resourceful by Dominic of Gimli
  
• Insightful by Tristan Blake of Gimli
  
• Loquacious by Tiburon Sampson of Gimli
  
• Loyal by James MacDhonnchaidh of Gimli
  

Known History

Lewis is a relative newcomer to unlife, and has been engaging the Gimli nights with enthusiasm and eagerness. He is sure to remind you that the extra "e" in his last name Smithe is for "Everything you need".

Allies

Lewis is quite friendly with the Malkavian Daniel Warren, and the Brujah Mynos.

Enemies

Lewis prefers to be friends with as many people as possible. However, his relationship to the notorious Anarch Sue Jenkins, has soured, and Lewis has claimed that the Anarch wishes to murder him.

Sire

Dalvadian Von Grossig (Deceased)

Character Inspirations

Waylon Smithers from The Simpsons.

Soundtrack

"Once in a lifetime" - Talking Heads, "To be a Millionaire" - Spacehog, "Code Monkey" - Jonathan Coulton.

Quotes

"Every great Artist has a Patron footing the bills. Without Patrons, Artists would be too busy waiting tables and cleaning toilets to create any of that Art you love so much."

"It may look like the Anarch hit me, but I like to consider a punch in the face without Potence the Anarch equivalent of a Handshake."

"Hello there! Lewis Smithe, Exile of Gimli."

"There is no proof of a secret Lupine-Anarch alliance dedicated to the destruction of the Camarilla. Yet."

"Humility is for beggars and martyrs, all of who die at the end of a King's sword."

Rumors

• ex-Prince Dominic (Deceased) may or may not have touched and made Lewis touch him as well. Rumours abound of his ability to go to a happy place when it happens.
• His strong attraction to men has often gotten many chuckles out of the court of Gimli.
• He's a coward.
• He's hiding somewhere in the States, afraid of getting killed by Anarchs.
• His attraction to certain males was kinda creepy in nature. May not have been natural. But people were too amused to intervene.