John Numpagio

Clan	Tremere
Position	Primogen
Status	4+1
Domain	Gimli, Canada
Coterie
Society	{{{Society}}}
Path	Humanity 1 0
Player	Player Name

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Overview

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Alias(es):
Blah Numpty
Jhonny
Blacidious Numpagio

Real Name: John Numpagio

Apparent Age: Mid to late 20's

Concept: Gutter punk, Aging goth, Mind Freak Tremere

Physical description: John is roughly 5'9, with usually slicked back or Faux-Hawked hair, which seems to change color on an almost nightly basis. Visually, he stands out from every Tremere he's ever known due his obvious piercings, clearly visible tattoos, and his battered, torn up duster.

Detailed Status:

Acknowledge by Prince Dominic of Gimli (Deceased)
Resourceful by Prince MacDhonnchaidh
Loyal by Prince MacDhonnchaidh
Dutiful by Prince MacDhonnchaidh
Revered as Primogen
(ooc:Tremere only, John is Apprentice of the third circle of mysteries)

Known History

John has lived in Gimli all his life. He had a fairly normal/average, dare say boring childhood, but it doesn't matter. John doesn't talk about it much, when questioned about it, depending on who's asking, will usually be told, rather emphatically to 'fuck off, that person was weak, he died a very long time ago'. He was introduced to the court of Gimli in the summer of 2010 as a simple ghoul, an assistant to the Tremere calling himself Drake, who abused him rather terribly (at his first gathering, Drake threw him onto a rather prominent razor trap that was outside of the court, simply because it amused him), which of course, horrified the more humane members of the court. Roughly three months later, John was Embraced. Shortly after John's Embrace, Drake disappeared (ooc:John doesn't know Drake is dead, he was dominated into believing that Drake was simply sent to another chantry and has never actually bothered to look into it) and he started to advance in Kindred society, what originally was amusement on the part of the domain 'Oh it's just Drakes spawn, he's bound to fuck it up eventually' has turned into at least some form of grudging,legitimate respect. In a very short time, John has been an assistant to the Keeper of Elysium, a Keeper of Elysium and is currently the Primogen in Gimli. Since he was a teenager, John has been a practicing member of the Church of Satan, and takes particular offense to Infernalists, Demon worshipers and other 'Satanists'. On more then one occasion he has volunteered to go and remove infernal threats to the domain and has been heard to verbally address them as 'posers' and 'pretenders, giving the rest of us a bad name' In the Spring of 2012, there was what John called 'an incident' involving certain mortal politicians in the domain of Gimli, and ever since...well, he's seemed a whole lot paler then he used to be, and he's a lot more willing to take care of 'wet work' himself.

Coterie

None

Allies

Dana Abernathy (Malkavian, deceased)
Danny Warren (Malkavian, missing in action)
Mynos (Brujah, Seneschal of Gimli)
Hailey Ashfield (John's Ghoul)
James MacDhonnchaidh (Tremere, Prince of Gimli)

Sire

Drake (deceased)
(ooc:Tremere only, yes, THAT Drake)

Childer

None

Broodmates

None, I'm an original, kids

Character Inspirations

The Joker (Heath Ledger's version)
CM Punk
Penn Gilette

Soundtrack

Ain't No Grave Johnny Cash
You're Only Second Rate Jafar Shut Me UpMindless Self Indulgence
IssuesMindless Self Indulgence
Hilf Mir Rammstein
Oh Lord (Wake the Dead)Voltaire
Hell in a HandbasketVoltaire
Death Death (Devil,Devil,Devil,Devil,Evil,Evil,Evil,Evil Song)Voltaire
Doll Dagga Buzz Buzz Ziggity Zag Marilyn Manson
Being Ignorant is awesomeAnal Cunt

Quotes

'If you don't shut up, right fucking now, I swear to God, I am gonna FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH A GODDAMN CHAINSAW! DO YOU HEAR ME, CAITIFF?!' -John addressing a Caitiff in the middle of an Elysium, in the role of Keeper

John:'You're a comedian, right? Do you know the Aristocrats?' Brent:'No, I can't say as I do'

• John tells the joke, expending willpower for performance to be as expressive as possible*

Random Court Member'That was disgusting' Lewis Smithe:'As the Harpy, I have to say, Mr.Numpagio, that was in truly poor taste. It wasn't offensive, just in bad taste, please don't do that again'
-John telling 'The Aristocrats"

"John Numpagio, you are the shark from Jaws!" -Dana Abernathy

Rumors

• He's the true power behind the Gimli Throne.
• John burns his hand every night, which is why he's got that bandage.
• The bandage conceals a pentagram tattoo.