Shanghai Kelly

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Clan Gangrel
Position Archon
Status 6+2
Domain San Francisco, CA
Coterie None
Society {{{Society}}}
Path Humanity 00
Player [1]

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Overview

Alias(es):
Shanghai Kelly

Real Name: unknown

Apparent Age: 30's

Fame 5: jackass

Concept: ?


Detailed Status:

  • Acknowledged
  • Engaging
  • Famous
  • Feared
  • Relentless
  • Silvered
  • Empowered as Archon
  • Feared as Archon

Character Information

Known History

Coterie

Unknown

Allies

Enemies

Sire

Jenny Two-Tails

Progeny

Broodmates

Character Inspirations

  • Louisiana Used Car Salesman on meth
  • A Certain Rooster
  • Jimmy James from Newsradio

Soundtrack


Quotes

"I say I say I say boy"

Rumors


That's not even his hat!
Shanghai Kelly didn't get his name for being a famous trader, but rather, for that being the city he picked up most of his STDs.
Shanghai Kelly keeps getting beat by the Chicken Hawk. It's embarrassing, but he keeps trying.
Likes to shanghai kindred from San Francisco under Prince Virgil Deems.
Shanghai doesn't hate Kuei Jin because of their strange powers or the war--but he's got horrible memories of some bad sweet-and-sour chicken.
Shanghai is offering three major boons as a dowry to marry Virgilia Two-Tails so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore.
Fucked a Nos, her sire came in and threatened a shotgun wedding... and Shanghai ran away.
Rumored to be secret lovers with: Elissa Maxwell,Hugo Valentine, Cock Robin, and Virgil Deems.
Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.
Shanghai secretly propositioned Cock Robin, but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"
Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to Art Morgan, who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
Shanghai has the coping skills of a five year old needing a Ritalin fix!
Receives a lot of complaints about the San Francisco Furry Community.
Has been caught openly trying to seduce the Scourge of San Francisco.
Was given the San Diego zoo as a gift from Jessica Kesch
Decorated all of the feeders in the San Diego with a picture with Preston Jonas DeWinter likeness.
Humor aside, Shanghai Kelly was known for running a Kindred only poker game at major elysia events. Every game, in order to ensure no cheaters sat at the table, Kelly would make each Kindred swear on a Bone of Lies that they would not use any of their disciplines or any form of cheating at the table. Anyone who would not accede to this was not allowed a seat at the table.
In one card game, Kelly beat a member of the West Coast DMH with The Infamous Real "Dead Man's Hand" held by Wild Bill Hickcock when he was gunned down by John McCall. Upon turning over the cards, Kelly cried out, "There ya Damn Poser, There is the REAL Dead Man's Hand."

Has a secret fetish for albinos.