|Domain||Santa Rosa, CA|
Alias(es): Neil Howard
Real Name: Mallory Jones
Apparent Age: 30-ish
Concept: Toreador in the throes of Ennui. Burnt-out music and social critic. Black Sheep of the family. Jilted lover. Ladies Woman. Misbehaving minor nobility. Absolute train wreck.
- Acknowledged by Francois Villon
Embraced in the 60s.
Came from Paris.
Appears to be on a first name basis with Francois Villon.
Seems to enjoy making a scene (or just doesn't care).
CILF (Cammies I'd Like to Fuck)
Allies [AKA People Who Haven't Killed Me (Yet)]
"Prince Edward: Lord Sparkles" aka Virgil Deems
Isabella Visconti aka Claudia deWinter
Someone you've never met.
Hunter S. Thompson
"...Fuck my life."
"What?? He's a dick!"
"How could I not (motorboat her)?? I mean.. look at those things!!"
- Was lovers with Isabella Visconti.
- Was jilted by Isabella Visconti.
- Is still madly in love with Isabella Visconti.
- In a relationship with Susanna Angel LaRouge.
- Has a 'crush' on Jack Sebastien.
- Threatened to kill Virgil Deems.
- Attempted to punch Virgil Deems in the face, on Elysium.
- Kicked Jack Sebastien in the junk.
- Got her tongue ripped out by Jack Sebastien.
- Got choke-slammed into a wall by Jack Sebastien for motorboating his girlfriend.
- Motorboated Katja Nothing.
- Intentionally pisses people off because she likes getting her ass kicked.
- Doesn't misbehave like this in Paris.
- Doesn't give a shit.
- Addicted to drugs and/or alcohol.
- Is actually a decent art critic, if she can get over her own ennui.
- Used to write for Rolling Stone (among other things) under the pen name Neil Howard.
- Failed to end an evening recently licking the heel of Katja Nothing's shoes, much to her disappointment